Me: Jaxon, go get your shoes out mommy's closet.
Comes back with one shoe.
Me: No, you need two shoes, go get 2 shoes.
Comes back with 1 croc and 1 flop.
Me: No, you need matching shoes, go get matching shoes.
Comes back with two matching shoes.
Me: Great, now put them on.
Puts them on.
Me: Wrong feet.
I think we're officially ready to head off to the store!